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Real results, in units — see homepage for why we don't show raw dollar amounts.
All-time units
-44.52u
since season start
Win rate
96.8%
3674 trades
· -1.2pp vs 98.0¢ avg entry
Green days
21/49
days closed positive
Best day
+1.60u
2026-09-04
Avg daily
-0.91u
per day this season
Since inception
2026-08-23
2026-10-10
Units over time
2026-08-23
2026-10-10
Win rate by purchase price
| Price | Win rate | Trades |
|---|---|---|
| 90-99¢ | 96.8% | 3674 |
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